i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
