Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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