Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Randomize
