Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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