just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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