Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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