She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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