let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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