we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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