physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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