Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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