sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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