home. puking in laundry basket.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just want to make out with him forever
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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