The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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