So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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