They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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