Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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