Buhtt sex?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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