On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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