She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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