She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Your cock deserves a montage
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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