I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Do vagina's smell?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Randomize
