We won't sleep together?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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