I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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