Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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