How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
