I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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