Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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