The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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