Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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