How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Randomize
