i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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