spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Randomize