Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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