he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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