Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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