They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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