Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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