nut hugger
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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