The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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