how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
