I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Rumble strips road head = magical
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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