he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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