i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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