Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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