Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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