it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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