It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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