I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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