just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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