lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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