how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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