he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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